Severed foot in my stocking stuffer Santa Clause walking with a candy cane Ol’ Saint Nick down with the swirl Pull him up by his salt and pepper beard with cookie crumbs in it “You got a cherry nose because you are what you eat” Force feed him more deer meat Now, Dasher! Oh, that … Continue reading Rose Petals In The Snow (NSFC-hristmas)
Rose Petals In The Snow (NSFC-hristmas)
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Sidewalks of New York (Part Two) 🎊🌉🗽
No more trashcan bonfires for the shivering We warming ourselves up by the torch of the Statue of Liberty … This side of the family I don’t mess with (oooh) But I still got everyone presents (ahhh) All I got from them was their gift of gab (oooh) A bunch of questions I didn’t wanna … Continue reading Sidewalks of New York (Part Two) 🎊🌉🗽
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You Ain’t So Tough (WordPressident #15)
You ain’t so tough Without your boys You ain’t said much What’s all that noise? I ain’t me when I’m hungry (stop snickering) And you ain’t you when you’re with your homies Played the dozens when you had strength in numbers But when them eggheads was eight miles yonder You lost control over the 1’s … Continue reading You Ain’t So Tough (WordPressident #15)
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Joy Lenz (WordPresident #17)
Digging my grave with a spoon and fork A shovel looks like a spoon A rake looks like a fork But this the spoon I use to stab the cereal with before eating it This the fork I use to put 4 bullet holes in the film on the Salisbury steak to vent it Sausage … Continue reading Joy Lenz (WordPresident #17)
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3 Salty Reasons You Miss The Fries at the Bottom of the Bag
Leftovers from this song. What, you thought I was gonna cook you up something new? Haaa! Nah, but, speaking of that post, I want to take y’all behind the scenes of its structure. It’s in 3 parts. 3 parts that symbolize the 3 breaks you get at work. The beginning is your lunch break. Then … Continue reading 3 Salty Reasons You Miss The Fries at the Bottom of the Bag
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Mama You Can Do It
Sitting on the kitchen floor in my panties and tee its 3:54 in the morning Eating ice cream with the refrigerator door halfway open I’m hoping my daughter don’t walk-in on me rummaging through the trash, no, no, no Rum age? What I’m looking for is 2 days old Wednesday and Thursday marked out on … Continue reading Mama You Can Do It
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My YouTube Channel just surpassed this blog in followers!!!
This blog has 1,100 followers. After hitting the thousand subscriber milestone on my channel a few days, I quickly gained another century. My count is now at 1,112. This is 6 months versus 8 years right here. My 8th blogiversary is coming up in May. Since the 7th I’ve been contemplating retiring this blog and … Continue reading My YouTube Channel just surpassed this blog in followers!!!
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