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Who Burnt The Popcorn Again?!

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Remember Burnt Popcorn? Well, I’m expanding on the idea. For the future-selves who know their present-self hate reading and are more visually inclined, they can do video-self-letters. Authors can either do videos for their previously written letters or videos with brand … Continue reading

Sticky Code

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Write letters using the text editor instead of the visual editor to help make your Codecademy education stick. Sticky CodeFiled under: Har+new Tagged: blogging, Codecademy, education, HTML/CSS, online education, programming languages, WordPress

Anonymous Blogging Gone Wrong: Drunk Woman Reveals the Rest of the Letters in her Boyfriend’s Name (And Shows Pic)

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  A woman who was once making $10,000 a month from her anonymous blog is now making 17 cents per month after a fan exposed her lie in a revealing photo. Kadence, formerly known as K, woke up March 30th … Continue reading

Shade But No Shade (Blog Wars #1)

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If I’m going to die, my last activity will be doing something I love: writing. I’m an English Major, you know. My name is UnKaren. My boyfriend just kicked me out. NYC is not cheap. No, I don’t have family. The money I saved from working retail was spent on a New York PATH subway … Continue reading Shade But No Shade (Blog Wars #1)

“That Was Hard” (Staples Personality Test)

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FADE IN INT. TEMP OFFICE/PROSPECT HOME – DAY TEMP AGENCY Hello. PROSPECT Yeah, I’m calling to check the status of my drug test and Staples application. TEMP AGENCY Well, you passed the drug test, but you didn’t do so well on the Staples personality test. PROSPECT (sighs)   How many did I miss? TEMP AGENCY … Continue reading “That Was Hard” (Staples Personality Test)

WordPressident #7 

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Baby, lets talk Yesterday I searched the meaning of my name Google/googoo gaga/God God/gah gah Expressed exasperation in exclamation, boohoo blah blah Cause I was wrestling with it being a Christian name but here’s what took the Edge off The meaning, totally reeked awesomeness, I hand-in-waistcoat posed for 5 seconds, keshessshhh or chachzzz, how do … Continue reading WordPressident #7 

Head Roll

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“Harold, you up?” He didn’t question me because he heard noise coming from my room. He asked because the noise coming from outside my room probably woke me. The shouting match. The yelling back and forth. I hate when my parents fight.  I wasn’t worried about staying still. My body was in sleep-mode. I felt … Continue reading Head Roll

Happy 6th Year Blogiversary FY!!!

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Filed under: Futuristically Yours Tagged: anniversary, blogging, Blogiversary, personal, WordPress, writing

Who Burnt The Popcorn Again?!

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Remember Burnt Popcorn? Well, I’m expanding on the idea. For the future-selves who know their present-self hate reading and are more visually inclined, they can do video-self-letters. Authors can either do videos for their previously written letters or videos with brand new material. Videos shouldn’t be longer than 5 minutes. Different presentation, same concept. Lights. Camera. Action. … Continue reading Who Burnt The Popcorn Again?!

Sticky Code

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Write letters using the text editor instead of the visual editor to help make your Codecademy education stick.

Anonymous Blogging Gone Wrong: Drunk Woman Reveals the Rest of the Letters in her Boyfriend’s Name (And Shows Pic)

Shade But No Shade (Blog Wars #1)

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If I’m going to die, my last activity will be doing something I love: writing. I’m an English Major, you know. My name is UnKaren. My boyfriend just kicked me out. NYC is not cheap. No, I don’t have family. The money I saved from working retail was spent on a New York PATH subway … Continue reading Shade But No Shade (Blog Wars #1)

Balcony Baseball

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Property Manager – Hey, Mr. Pitt, what can I do for you today? Resident – I looked at my lease papers and saw the rent breakdown. I’m paying $69 per month because of baseball? Property Manager- Yes, your apartment has a balcony that overlooks the A’s baseball field. Resident – So what? That’s not why … Continue reading Balcony Baseball

ENTER

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He enters like Kramer exit Seinfeld The E-X sloppily slobbed on the knob The I-T clowned around the peephole, hell Of a hello ain’t good at goodbyes, sob When waving, the heart-line in my palm cries Gotta try to trick head-line it’s a hey In a voice that’s not flat for the life-line But your … Continue reading ENTER

PO’EM

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Don’t tilt the novel, keys open the door Not the ones with incisors and canines Put the candle back, keys open the door The ones with the chopsticks and the fork tines Now that’s how you open a got damn book Or a library, welcome to the shhh Quite quiet ‘nough hear a pen drop … Continue reading PO’EM

Mr. Popular Flying Passport Bear to his Blogiversary Party

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Happy 7th Blogiversary FY!!!

EXIT

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Happy 7th Blogiversary FY!!!

Computer Love

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I typed H-E and paused by pressing the equal sign on the keyboard. This was more than a blinking text cursor. The other half was batting it’s eyelashes. Was it flirting? Flashing a lowercase L? Or telling me I’m number one? I pressed play by clicking the greater-than sign on the keyboard and proceeded to … Continue reading Computer Love <3

WordPressident #11

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The half-moon is the apostrophe between the Z and the S. The heavy breathing of the monster and skeleton sent the bed-skirt flying upwards, covering my exposed legs. The howling wind came through the opening of the glass like a straw and ripped the sheepskin right off my hide. Sleep is the cousin of death … Continue reading WordPressident #11

WordPressident #12

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Waves crash into hourglass Life’s a beach with sand between your toes you harp Or life’s a bitch when you step on something sharp Ferris wheel lights when dad carrying you on his shoulders doesn’t meet the required height Scoop of ice cream falling out the cone in slow motion, splat Because my baby thought … Continue reading WordPressident #12
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